This Old House
Part
2
(And The
Blood Flowed Like Wine)
By: Kenda
*Parts 1 and
3 of This Old House can be found in Kenda’s Emergency Library.
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Chet Kelly took
three giant steps backwards. A smile
caused his mustache to twitch as he took in the sight of his home sweet
home. The bungalow that appeared
weathered and sad just three months ago was now becoming the talk of the
neighborhood thanks to John Gage.
Though
Chet wouldn’t admit it out loud, he’d bitten off more than he could chew when
he’d purchased this fifty-four year old house.
The day the Realtor showed it to Chet the fireman pictured what the
decrepit place would look like once it was fixed up. He envisioned fresh paint on both the inside and outside,
followed by new carpeting in every room.
Modern bathroom fixtures would replace the Pepto-Bismol pink tub, sink,
and toilet. Then would come a new sink,
cabinets, and countertops for the kitchen.
After that some shutters and window boxes filled with flowers to make
his California bungalow look like an inviting cottage to a weary fireman after
a twenty-four shift. But, long before
Chet’s home could be considered his castle there was a lot of work to be done.
Chet
had only thought about surface appearances when he’d purchased the house. Cleaning and painting sounded easy. He hadn’t realized the ancient electrical
wiring would need to be replaced if he didn’t want to blow a fuse each time his
washing machine and his Mr. Coffee were turned on together. He didn’t know tearing out bathroom fixtures
meant discovering the floor underneath them was rotten and would have to be
replaced. He never imagined deciding to
hang new oak cabinets meant discovering the kitchen walls were crooked because
of the way the foundation had settled over the years. But as a first time homeowner Chet was learning all this and more
thanks to Johnny. And learning there
was an order in which things had to be done.
As anxious as Chet was to make his house look like a home, Johnny kept
reminding him there was no use painting walls or buying carpeting until the
dirty work was done.
“Chet,
you don’t put down new carpeting in the living room one week only to be ripping
out the windows the next. When you’re
fixing up an old house you’ve got to remember two things.”
“What
two things?” Chet had asked in the
Station 51 locker room the day he and Johnny were engaged in this conversation.
“You
start at the top and work your way down.
And you start on the outside and work your way in.”
“So
that means stuff like a new roof, and new windows, and rebuilding the sagging
porch, and putting on siding and shutters, has to be done before I can make the
inside look nice?”
“Yep. Well...the siding and shutters can probably
wait, but there’s no point in making the kitchen brand new only to have water
leak in the next time it rains. And
unless you have your new windows custom made, which will cost you more than you
earn in six months time, there’s no way you’ll find anything that’s an exact
fit to the old windows you have now.
Especially considering you want to replace the two long ones in the
living room with a bay window. That’s
gonna take some prep work first, Chet.
We’re gonna have to tear out the old windows, then build a frame for the
new one before we’re even ready to put it in.”
For
once Chet didn’t argue with Johnny. His
co-worker’s knowledge in this area far exceeded any Chet had. Though Chet was loathe to admit it, he’d
come to admire Johnny’s remodeling skills.
The guy could do anything from running electrical wiring to tearing out
crooked walls and then rebuilding them so they were straight. Not to mention the piping. Johnny had saved Chet the expense of a
plumber a month earlier by running new water pipes under the house. That act
had almost cost Johnny his life when he unknowingly came into contact with an
insecticide called Dieldrin. The
insecticide poisoning made the paramedic dangerously ill, but fortunately his
collapse happened at the station.
Thanks to the emergency medical care Roy was able to give Johnny on the
scene, and the tests and research Doctor Brackett did that led him to conclude
Johnny had been exposed to a poisonous chemical, the paramedic made a full
recovery.
It
had taken Chet a few weeks to get over the guilt he felt about Johnny’s
illness. Aside from the assistance of
Roy and Doctor Brackett, Chet knew it was only by the grace of God that Johnny
survived. On a scale of one to six, one
being the least toxic and six being the most, Dieldrin rated a six. Which was exactly why the EPA banned its use
in the United States the previous year.
But Chet’s house was built on what once had been an orange grove like a
lot of older dwellings in Southern California were. At Johnny’s urging Chet called the EPA and had a man come who
tested his soil and water. Chet was
told the home was safe to live in, though the man advised Chet it would be wise
not to allow anyone in the crawl space. The fireman didn’t need an overpaid
government employee to tell him that.
Recalling how ill Johnny had been after coming into contact with the
Dieldrin made Chet declare the crawl space off limits from that day
forward.
Chet’s
mind returned to the present as he watched his friends work. Mike, Marco, Roy and Johnny were here today
to help install new windows. Even
Captain Stanley had given up his Wednesday off to pitch in his talents.
They’re
a good buncha guys, Chet thought as he listened to hammers pound in
unison. A man couldn’t find better
friends than I’ve got at Station 51.
I’m gonna hate it when the day comes we all move on to bigger and better
things. No matter where I go from here,
I’ll never forget this crew and how close we are.
Of course, one would be hard pressed to
see that closeness openly displayed.
“Hey,
Kelly!” John Gage yelled through the
eight by ten foot square opening that had once been two living room windows and
a portion of the living room wall. “You gonna stand there and watch the rest of
us work on your house, or are you gonna pick up a hammer before I have
to hot glue it to your hand?”
“Stow
it, Gage. I was just takin’ a minute to admire my handy work.”
Johnny
cocked an eyebrow. “Your handy
work?”
Chet
knew better than to make a remark countering that one when every man present
looked up and nodded their agreement to Johnny’s words.
Chet
trudged toward the house. He watched
Johnny unclip a tape measure from his belt and use it to double check the
dimensions of the window frame. At the
same time Johnny turned and answered a question for Mike, while holding a board
steady that Marco and Roy were hammering in place.
Man,
Gage is really good at this. He could
be making big money as a foreman for some multi-million dollar construction
firm. Hell, he could make big money
working for himself doing this kinda stuff.
Or showing other people how to do it on TV.
“Hey, Johnny, have you given any more
thought to that TV show I was talkin’ about a few weeks back?”
“Nope.”
“Oh,
come on, Gage. I’m tellin’ ya’ it’ll be
a smash. This Old House. All we gotta do is find a producer, get a
camera crew together and...
“Chet,
all we’ve gotta do is get this frame finished before your windows arrive. Quit worrying about a TV show that doesn’t
exist, and if it did exist would have no viewers.”
“I
bet a lot of people thought Julia Child had a dumb idea, too.”
“She
did.”
“That
might be true in your opinion, but I bet she’s rich.”
“Good
for her. But my point is, you’re
not. So if this frame isn’t done when
that truck arrives with your windows then you’ll be paying the guy extra for
having to wait around while we finish.”
“You
know, Gage, I never knew you could be such a hard ass when it came to work.”
Hank
Stanley looked up from the circular saw he was operating three feet from the
house.
“I
never knew that either. I’ll make a
station captain out of you yet, Johnny.”
John
simply smiled as he continued working.
If being a station captain meant giving up his work as a paramedic he
wasn’t sure he cared if such a promotion ever came to pass. Yes, it would be nice to be recognized for
his skills and years of service with the fire department, but he didn’t want to
imagine the day when Roy was no longer his partner, even though Johnny knew
that day probably wasn’t too far into the future.
Roy
can’t put two kids through college on a paramedic’s salary. Someday he’ll be forced to take whatever
opportunity pays him more.
Roy
glanced at Johnny as he reached out the large opening to take a board from
Cap. Despite the two nails Johnny was
holding between his lips Roy could see the slight frown tugging at the corners
of his mouth.
“Something
bothering you, Johnny?” Roy asked over
the din of the screaming circular saw and pounding hammers.
Johnny
reached up and removed the nails so he could speak.
“Just
thinking about the future.”
“Which
part of the future? The part Cap wants
for you? Or the part Chet wants for
you?”
“Huh?”
“Being
a station captain? Or being the host of
your own TV show?”
That
remark changed the frown to a smile.
“Neither
I guess.”
“Neither?”
“I
was just thinking I’m not all that big on giving up being a paramedic. Which is what I’ll have to do if I ever
wanna advance much beyond where I am now in pay and all.”
Roy
simply nodded. They’d had this
discussion in the past. Until the day
came when the fire department recognized the value of not having to train new
paramedics when the veteran medics moved up in the ranks, Johnny was correct.
It was odd to find yourself working a job you loved and found deeply satisfying
on a personal level, yet at the same time being fully aware you were traveling
a dead end street.
“I
have a feeling something will change eventually,” Roy said. “Someday we’ll
be able to earn promotions without leaving the paramedic program.”
“Yeah,
but will that day come soon enough for us?”
“Beats
me, Junior. Guess we’ll just have to
bide our time and see. But hey, if
you’re getting anxious to move on with your life you could always take Chet up
on that TV show idea. What did he call
it? This Old House?”
“That’s
exactly what I’m gonna call it,” Chet said as he climbed through the opening
that would soon hold his bay window.
“This Old House, with John Gage as your host.”
Johnny
rolled his eyes at his partner. “You
just had to get him started again, didn’t you?”
“Hey,
give me some credit here. I heard what
you and Roy were just talking about. If
you wanna make more money you’ll have to give up being a paramedic. So, if you have to give up doing something
you love, what better career could await you but one in television?”
“I
could think of several,” Johnny deadpanned.
“Like
what?”
“Any
that would involve the ability to legally shoot you and dispose of your
body. Come on, Kelly, quit your jawing
and pick up a hammer. We’ve got work to
do.”
“Slave
driver.”
“It’s
your...
“I
know, I know. I’ve heard you say it a
hundred times in the past three months.
It’s my old house, not yours.”
“Not
that anyone watching would be able to guess that. Your neighbor across the street invited me to a ‘welcome to the
neighborhood cookout’ next Saturday.”
“My
neighbor across the street? You mean
sexy Shanna? Shanna with the legs that
don’t quit, golden hair like an angel’s, big come-hither bedroom blue eyes who
doesn’t wear a bra Shanna?”
“That’s
the one.”
“She
thinks you live here.”
“That
seems to be her impression, yes.”
“And
you didn’t tell her differently?”
“Hell,
no. I’m over here so much lately I do feel like I live here. You’re not payin’ me a dime, so I might as
well get some benefit for my labor.”
“Gage,
I can’t believe you’d let Sexy Shanna think...”
Before
Chet’s tirade could go any farther a supply truck rumbled down his residential
street. The words Barker Windows were
clearly visible on the truck’s doors.
Chet’s
bickering match with Johnny was forgotten as he scrambled out the open living
room wall.
“Hey,
my windows are here! My windows are
here!”
The
men left behind simply looked at one another and laughed.
“I
wish latrine duty got him this excited,” Cap joked.
The
men put down their tools and headed for the truck. The back of the vehicle was a flatbed surrounded by metal
bars. A yellow hook and chain mechanism
sprouted from the center. The square
windows that would go in the kitchen, bathroom, and two bedrooms were
individually packed in thick cardboard boxes and strapped to the truck’s
bed. Once the truck’s driver got the
metal bands undone that were holding the windows in place, the men would be
able to lift the boxes and carry them to the appropriate opening in Chet’s
home. The big bay window would be
handled differently. Its box was
sitting up and strapped to the truck’s metal bars. The window weighed three
hundred pounds. Because of its size the
window would be removed from its box, then hoisted from the bed by the big
metal hook and carefully guided to the ground under Johnny’s direction.
With
six men present it didn’t take long for the smaller windows to be
unloaded. Once they’d been carried to
their destinations the firemen returned to the truck. Chet indicated for the young driver to take instructions from
Johnny.
“Can
you back this up within about six feet of the house?” Johnny asked.
This
was just the second day on the job for the nineteen year old man whose round shirt
patch said his name was Dan. Dan wasn’t
about to admit he had doubts regarding his ability to do anything requested of
him.
“Sure. No problem.”
“Great. Then we’ll have you lower the window to
us. While it’s still on the chain we’ll
guide it into the opening.”
“Sounds
like a good plan to me,” Dan agreed, just happy there was someone on this job
site who was more knowledgeable than himself.
He hopped in the cab of the truck, took a few seconds to secure his long
brown hair into a ponytail using a rubber band he had on the dashboard, then
started the vehicle and backed it into the street.
Johnny
told Mike, Marco, and Cap to go into the living room. Roy and Chet would remain outside with him. Between the six of them they’d slide the
window into place and then secure it.
Roy
and Chet stood back as Johnny guided Dan with motions of his left hand. The
rear of the flatbed slowly inched itself toward Johnny.
“That’s
good! Keep her coming! Keep her coming!”
When
the truck was six feet from the opening Johnny held his palm up.
“Stop!”
Dan
shut the truck off, put the parking brake in place, then jumped from the tall
cab. He and Johnny climbed onto the
bed. Dan used tin shears to cut the
metal straps that were holding the window to the truck’s side while Johnny used
his utility knife to cut away the cardboard.
Chet’s eyes widened when his beautiful window was revealed. Again, in his mind’s eye he could see just
how this house was going to look when the remodeling was finished...say in
about two years.
Johnny
took a step back. “There she is Chester
B.”
“And
quite a lovely sight, too.” Chet
said. “When it comes to this remodeling
stuff I’ve got excellent taste if I do say so myself.”
Three
heavy metal bands wound around the window.
The wood between the frame and the straps was protected by thick blocks
of foam rubber.
Though
Dan had yet to use the truck’s hook to hoist anything, he spoke like this was a
job he’d been doing for years.
“The
hook will go right here around this middle band. Once it’s secured I’ll get in the truck and start lifting
it. Can you help guide me again so I
clear the bars?”
“You
bet.”
Johnny
hopped off the back of the truck. Neither
he nor his co-workers paid attention as Dan fitted the hook through the thick
band surrounding the middle of the window.
Dan dropped a metal gate over the hook. The gate had been installed as a safety precaution the previous
year. When latched, it prevented
anything from falling off the hook. But
if the gate wasn’t latched a person ran the risk of dropping a customer’s one
thousand dollar window and shattering it into far too many shards of glass to
count.
Johnny
stood three feet from the driver’s side of the truck with Chet and Roy another
three feet behind him. Mike, Marco, and
Hank watched from their vantage point in Chet’s living room.
“Okay!” Johnny called. “Take her up!”
Dan
started the truck again. There was a
long pause before the men heard the power-take-off unit kick in. Another long pause followed before the
window started rising with jerky movements.
Chet
pursed his lips as his eyes followed the window’s spasmodic travels.
I
hope to hell this kid knows what he’s doing.
If my window ends up breaking ‘cause of something stupid he does I swear
I’ll have his long-haired hippie hide.
Johnny was beginning to wonder, as
well, just how familiar this young man was with the workings of the truck. He was about to suggest Dan trade places
with Mike Stoker when the window cleared the metal bars.
“Okay,
clear!” Johnny called, as he took a
couple steps toward the open driver’s window.
“Now take it up about five more feet, then swing it back toward the
house. I’ll let you know if you’re
getting too close. When I say lower it,
go ahead and bring it to the ground.”
Johnny’s
instructions left Dan confused as he reached for the gearshift on the PTO
drive.
Did
he say swing it back, or take it up, or drop it down? Damn, I don’t remember.
Without
meaning to, Dan tried to do all those things at one time. He shoved the gearshift in one direction,
only to decide he should have shoved it in another, and then another. He heard an indignant, “Hey!” shouted by the curly headed guy with the
mustache, and could only imagine that he’d just caused the window to bounce and
sway with reckless abandon.
Please
don’t let me lose this job. Please
don’t let me lose this job. If I lose
another job my dad’s gonna make me join the Marines.
Chet’s cry caused Johnny to turn around
for a brief second. That second was all
the jerking window needed to pop the metal gate open and work itself free of
the unsecured hook. Johnny wasn’t sure
which of the men in the living room yelled, “Look out!” but by the time the paramedic realized what
it was he was supposed to be looking out for it was too late.
Johnny
glanced up to see the window rocketing down like a torpedo. He turned to run, catching a glimpse of Roy
and Chet doing the same thing. He felt
something heavy smash against the lower portion of his left leg. The pain caused Johnny’s leg to collapse
beneath him. The force of the blow
flipped the paramedic’s body as he fell.
Johnny closed his eyes, unable to watch as the window came down on top
of him.
Roy
and Chet were still running when they heard Marco scream, “Johnny!”
Up
until this point Roy thought his friend was right behind him. He turned around, momentarily stunned by the
sight that awaited him in Chet’s front yard.
Johnny was lying face up underneath the
heavy window frame. Broken glass
littered his body like snowflakes glistening in the California sun. At some point Johnny, either through quick
thinking or simple reflex, had thrown his arms over his face. That act had prevented glass from getting in
his eyes, and had deflected the window’s frame from his skull. The upper portion of the frame rested a foot
above Johnny’s head. The lower portion
rested across his shins. Roy briefly
wondered if his partner’s legs had been broken by the impact of the heavy frame
pinning them to the ground, but right now that wasn’t his biggest concern. As he raced to Johnny’s side Roy’s biggest
concern was the piece of jagged glass sticking up from the left side of
Johnny’s chest like a well-aimed arrow.
The
first thing Roy did was scream, “Don’t touch him!” to the men gathering around
the fallen paramedic. Regardless of how
bad things looked, Roy knew he had to assess Johnny’s condition before they
attempted to lift the heavy frame.
“Chet,
get me towels, sheets, blankets...anything and everything you’ve got! Marco, if no one’s called this in do it
now! We’re gonna need all the help we
can get!”
Neither
man answered Roy, but they both ran for the house on his commands. Roy grabbed the work gloves from his back
pocket that he’d been wearing earlier.
He put them on as he knelt beside his semi-conscious partner.
“Johnny,
don’t move! Don’t move. Let me have a look at you.”
“Off.” Johnny’s head rolled back and forth beneath
his arms as pain began to assault his nerve endings. “Get...it...off.”
“We
will. But I need to have a look at you
first.”
Roy
glanced up and spoke quietly.
“Mike,
hold his legs. Whatever you do, don’t
let him move. Cap, do the same with his
arms.”
The
two men nodded. Glass crunched beneath
their boots as they hurried to do Roy’s bidding. Mike placed his hands on Johnny’s ankles, keeping his grip firm
but loose for the time being. Since
Johnny’s arms were still resting on the upper portion of his blood speckled
face Cap didn’t attempt to reposition them.
He simply laid his hands on top of Johnny’s forearms and said, “It’s gonna be okay, pal. Let Roy check you out, then we’ll get this
thing off of you.”
“Hurts...Cap.”
“I
know, I know,” Cap soothed as Roy
carefully brushed and picked glass from Johnny’s body. “But try to relax.”
Johnny
found relaxing to be difficult at best.
Even the slightest movement caused glass still dangling from the
window’s frame to slice into his chest and abdomen. If someone didn’t know the T-shirt Johnny had put on that morning
was pale blue, the person would think it had been red. Blood red.
Johnny’s denim Wranglers afforded his lower body more protection than
the cotton T-shirt afforded his upper body.
Johnny couldn’t feel any blood seeping through his jeans the way he
could feel it seeping through his shirt.
Marco
and Chet arrived back at the same time.
Blankets, towels, and sheets were laid a few feet from Roy’s patient as
Marco reported, “I called it in.”
Roy
merely nodded at that news before issues furthering instructions.
“Chet,
put your gloves on and help me get this glass off him. But whatever you do, don’t touch that piece
in his chest.”
When
no helping hands joined Roy’s he barked,
“Chet!”
Marco
saw the way Chet’s hands were shaking and the hint of shock surrounding his
eyes. He reached for his own gloves as
he raced around to the opposite side of Johnny’s body from where Roy was
working.
“I’ll
help you, Roy.”
Hank
glanced up to take in Chet standing a few feet behind Roy, and then the
wide-eyed Dan standing outside the truck.
He figured it was a toss up as to which of them looked the most upset.
Roy
could only attribute luck to being the reason the glass piercing Johnny’s chest
wasn’t still attached to the window frame.
Thank
God it broke free. At least we can get
this thing off of him. If it was still
attached to the frame I don’t know what we’d do.
For the next few minutes Roy and Marco
gingerly broke glass free from the window frame and tossed it aside until the
frame was empty of anything that could further cut Johnny.
“Roy?”
Cap asked, when he sensed the paramedic was ready to make a
decision.
“Until
we get this frame off him I can’t tell if his legs are broken or not, but all
the injuries from the glass seem to be fairly superficial except for that one.”
Hank
could feel Johnny trying to left his head.
“What...what
one?”
Roy’s
eyes met his Captain’s for a brief second, then he spoke to his partner.
“Johnny,
you’ve got a piece of glass piercing the left side of your chest.”
“I...I
figured as...as...much,” Johnny rasped.
“Hurts...hurts like hell.”
“I
know. But that also means I can’t remove it.
We’re gonna have to let them do that at Rampart. I don’t see any other serious injuries,
though. Do you hurt anywhere else?”
“Not...no. My legs...are kinda...numb, but no...Roy,
just...just pull it...pull it out.
Please.”
“Johnny,
I can’t do that.”
“Yes...yes,
you can. Tell Brackett I said...I said
it’s...okay.”
“I
have a feeling your authority won’t hold much weight with Doc Brackett in this
case, partner,” Roy teased with a light tone to his voice, “so you let me
decide what can and can’t be done.”
Roy
knew it was going to take all of them to lift the frame from Johnny. He glanced down the street, praying to see a
fire engine and squad. He glanced over
his shoulder at Chet while fishing his car keys out of his pocket.
“I’ve
got a First Aid kit in the trunk of my car that includes a stethoscope and B/P
cuff. Bring it to me.”
Chet
snared the keys Roy held out to him and ran for the paramedic’s sports car. He
found a black bag in the trunk like the
medical bags doctors carry. Chet
brought it back to Roy’s side. Roy
removed his work gloves, then opened the bag and took out the equipment he
wanted. There wasn’t much in here that
would help Johnny. If Roy was able he’d
contact Rampart via the bio-phone, and from there receive instructions to start
an IV with Ringers Lactate and give Johnny a few milligrams of MS for the
pain. But Roy wasn’t able to do any of
those things so he settled for monitoring his friend’s vital signs.
“Cap,
you can let go of his arms now. But be
ready to grab them if he reaches for that glass.”
Hank
nodded. He wanted to reach for that
ugly shard of glass piercing Johnny’s chest as well, but knew for the sake of
their patient he couldn’t.
Both
Hank and Roy were on guard as the captain released his grip on Johnny’s
arms. The upper portion of Johnny’s
face was injury free, but he had a long slice on his left forearm that was
bleeding freely. Roy held out a hand.
“Chet,
give me a towel.”
Roy
felt the terry cloth towel being placed in his palm. He folded it once, then wrapped it around Johnny’s forearm in a
makeshift bandage. He secured the blood
pressure cuff above it and pumped the ball.
His first instinct was to frown at the reading, but when he saw Johnny
watching him he smiled instead.
“Doing
good, partner,” Roy lied. Without
lifting Johnny’s shredded shirt, and being careful not to come in contact with
the glass in his chest, Roy placed the stethoscope against Johnny’s upper
torso.
“Roy...this
thing is really...killin’ my legs. Get
it...get it off.”
“As
soon as 36’s arrive we will,” Roy promised, speaking of the station he knew was
closest to Chet’s house.
“No. Don’t wanna...wait. Juz...juz...get it off.”
“We
will, Johnny,” Roy promised as he watched his friend slip deeper into
shock. “We will.”
When
more time passed and Roy heard no sirens he looked at Marco.
“You
said you called it in?”
“Yeah.”
“Damn.
How long has it been?
“Ten
minutes I’d say.”
Roy
chewed on his lip as he took Johnny’s blood pressure again. He motioned for Chet to take his spot.
“I
need to talk to Cap. Keep him calm and
quiet. Whatever you do...”
“I
know. Don’t let him touch that glass.”
“Exactly.”
Roy
started to stand.
“Roy...”
Roy
knelt back down and placed an arm on Johnny’s shoulder.
“I’m
right here, Junior. I just need to talk
to Cap for a minute.”
The
sun prevented Johnny from getting a good look at Roy’s face, but what little he
could read of his friend’s expression told him Roy was awfully worried about
something. Johnny licked at his dry
lips. He fought back the urge to shiver
and wondered how he could be so cold on such a warm day.
“I...I..thought
maybe you were...steppin’ out for ice cream.
Was gonna...gonna tell you...bring me back...choc...chocolate malt.”
Roy
chuckled.
“No,
I’m not stepping out for ice cream, but as soon as Brackett gives the okay I’ll
get you that chocolate malt.”
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